Another me: August 2007

I'm outta here.

Friends, neighbors, countrymen: Go here.

Ta.

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I hereby disclaim everything written in this blog. I didn't do it, it was the drugs. Actually, I'm already bored of blogging so it's unlikely I'll write anything here in the first place. Oh, yes, and I'll most likely kill you in the morning. Or something like that. Damn, this is too short, so I'll have to go writing other crap... Okay, did I tell you I was ambidextrous? No? Well, that's good, 'cause it's not true. I just like the word because it's long and I need to fill some space here. I mean, I could go on and on about how lovely Penny is and how I will someday move to Canada, get her husband drunk, take pictures of him with hookers when he's passed out, and be on hand to console her, but he got a little pissed off the last time I said something like that, so I won't... Hmmm... Is this enough? Yeah, I think so. Let me go check.... Okay, I'm back. Looks fine. I can stop now. Oh, yes, but first: I made this shit up. A) Don't sue me. B) Don't copy it and pass it off as your own, because that would tick me off. Well, except for the stuff I stole from other folks, I guess you could steal that, that would be okay... Anywho, I've gotten to the end, so I'll just let you go. Mmm'kay?

Another me

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Like the Baltimore Colts in the dead of the night...

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What"choo Talkin" Bout, Willis?

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