Thursday, May 17, 2007

I'm not threatening, I'm just sayin'...

News Item: Earlier this week the corpulent body of Jerry Falwell was found dead on his office floor.

Fact: March 12, 2006, Falwell dismisses global climate change, saying "scientists who are not on the payroll of the government" were skeptical of climate change.

News Item: Pat Robertson escapes death when his private plane crashes without him aboard last May.

Fact: on August 2nd, 2006, Pat Robertson declared on the 700 Club that he was a "convert" on Global Warming.

God doesn't screw around. C'mon Gino: hand over those incandescent lights before anyone gets hurt.

5 comments:

Gino said...

from my cold dead fingers.

Harmonica Man said...

Still trying to figure out your logic for using the "crunchy" tag on your enviro-type posts. Care to elaborate?

Kal said...

Gino: heh.

HM: It's in reference to a book I recently read titled "Crunchy Cons" which talks about how mainstream Conservatives are missing the boat on the environmental and quality of life issues when we sell out to big business.

RW said...

What does corpulence have to do with a private plane? Do you mean if I don't believe in Global Warming my plane could have a heart-attack?

Something just doesn't connect here. I suspect the Templars...

Kal said...

RW - exactly.