News Item: Earlier this week the corpulent body of Jerry Falwell was found dead on his office floor.
Fact: March 12, 2006, Falwell dismisses global climate change, saying "scientists who are not on the payroll of the government" were skeptical of climate change.
News Item: Pat Robertson escapes death when his private plane crashes without him aboard last May.
Fact: on August 2nd, 2006, Pat Robertson declared on the 700 Club that he was a "convert" on Global Warming.
God doesn't screw around. C'mon Gino: hand over those incandescent lights before anyone gets hurt.
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I hereby disclaim everything written in this blog. I didn't do it, it was the drugs. Actually, I'm already bored of blogging so it's unlikely I'll write anything here in the first place. Oh, yes, and I'll most likely kill you in the morning. Or something like that. Damn, this is too short, so I'll have to go writing other crap... Okay, did I tell you I was ambidextrous? No? Well, that's good, 'cause it's not true. I just like the word because it's long and I need to fill some space here. I mean, I could go on and on about how lovely Penny is and how I will someday move to Canada, get her husband drunk, take pictures of him with hookers when he's passed out, and be on hand to console her, but he got a little pissed off the last time I said something like that, so I won't... Hmmm... Is this enough? Yeah, I think so. Let me go check.... Okay, I'm back. Looks fine. I can stop now. Oh, yes, but first: I made this shit up. A) Don't sue me. B) Don't copy it and pass it off as your own, because that would tick me off. Well, except for the stuff I stole from other folks, I guess you could steal that, that would be okay... Anywho, I've gotten to the end, so I'll just let you go. Mmm'kay?
5 comments:
from my cold dead fingers.
Still trying to figure out your logic for using the "crunchy" tag on your enviro-type posts. Care to elaborate?
Gino: heh.
HM: It's in reference to a book I recently read titled "Crunchy Cons" which talks about how mainstream Conservatives are missing the boat on the environmental and quality of life issues when we sell out to big business.
What does corpulence have to do with a private plane? Do you mean if I don't believe in Global Warming my plane could have a heart-attack?
Something just doesn't connect here. I suspect the Templars...
RW - exactly.
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