Two Things

Stole this one from RW, before he went into a death spiral of depression after his beloved Bears got two in the cap from Peyton Manning and the Colts.

The "Two Things" Meme:

Two Names You Go By: Doofus (wifeypooh) & Mom (the boy)

Two Parts of Your Heritage: Scottish & Lithuanian (yeah, I'm a pissy drunk)

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now: Birthday & Suit (there's a visual for you)

Two Things You Would Want in a Relationship: Discipline & Bactine

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies: S & M... No, that's wrong... Umm... Blogging & Madden Football.

Two Things You Want Really Badly At The Moment: A billion trillion dollars & a fake ID.

Two Pets You Had/Have: Fat Kat & Peaches the Wonder Idiot Dog

Two people you talked to today: Me & Myself (I also chatted with I, but he was grumpy)

Two things you did last night: Hee Hee & Leer Knowingly

Two people that live in your house: Boy & Girl

Two things you ate today: Coffee & More Coffee

Two people you miss: Reagan & Clinton (c'mon, wasn't that the most entertaining eight years of presidency you've seen? Can you imagine how much fun this guy's going to be if he doesn't actually have any responsibility and still gets to live at the White House? Keggah at Bill's!!!)

Two things you're doing tomorrow: Taxes & Sleep (Not quite death and taxes, but close)

Two vacations you've been on: Disney & Every day from 2 to 3:30

Two Favorite Holidays: My birthday (soon to be a major international holiday) & Bastille Day

Two favorite Alcoholic beverages: Scotch & Whiskey

Two bands you have seen live: Jethro Tull & ...gulp... The Bangles

Two things you will do after you finish this survey: Get dressed & Go off for another day of humiliation and slavery to The Man.

There, two things. Face it, you're not coming here for anything original, are you?

Ciao